7 Ways Raising a Child is Easier Than Raising a Cat

It was very difficult to get them both to sit still on the scale.

1. A child will occasionally do what she's told.
2. It's unlikely a child will give you a dead rodent as a gift.
3. A child can be tricked into thinking a trip to the doctor's office is a fun adventure. A cat will never be fooled about visiting the vet.
4. There's substantially less shedding with a child.
5. A child will not come home with fleas or ticks. Just the occasional lice infestation.
6. When you're flying somewhere, you don't have to stuff your child into a small bag.
7. The laughter of a child can bring a smile to your face. The laughter of a cat can leave you confused and terrified.