7 Ways Raising a Cat is Easier Than Raising a Child
- A cat can bathe herself.
- The loudest meow is nothing compared to the standard volume of a child.
- A child will never use the litter box properly, no matter how many times you put her in it.
- Even the smartest cat cannot figure out how to use a doorknob.
- Diapers never come into play with a cat.
- When you leave a cat alone for the weekend, you don't have to worry about child protective services being called.
- A cat will never throw her food across the room to indicate she's done eating.